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TO: THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

There’s no business like our business
Like no business we know.
Everything about it is important.
Fairness in elections is our creed.
Voting makes us proud to be Virginians
The Old Dominion has all we need.

There’s no people like regis-
trars They always do their best.
We will keep this country running day-to-day
And in the most democratic way.
‘Lections are the backbone of the U.S.A.
We make this country go.

© 1999, David Willis, Deborah Taylor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

U.S. flag

TO: WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND

Cell phone rings, chief’s reactin’  
And says, "Sir, that’s distractin’.
The phone, if it’s used,
Leaves voters confused,
So within the forty feet it’s banned!"

In the street, politicians,
Sell their own brands of fictions.
The chief soon will find
They’ve inched past the line,
Back within the forty feet they’re banned.

In the meadow they can build a billboard.
Flashing neon might be really neat.
Make it just as big as they can afford,
But keep the sucker outside forty feet!
Back inside, a man brightly
Takes his hat off politely.
He has "VOTE FOR ED"
Tattooed on his head.
Ain’t enforcing law just simply grand?

© 1999, David Willis, Deborah Taylor

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