HOW DOES THIS WORK        BACK

What is your e-mail address? 

What is the occasion?

Do you want A.  A poem to be read by one person? B.  A poem to be read by lots of people taking turns? C.  A song to be sung by a small group as entertainment for the other guests? D. A song to be sung by all the guests together? E. Some kind of song or poem with a gimmick or give-aways? F.  Something else.

Explain further.  (Especially for E & F above.)

If you want a song, do you know what kind of music or what specific song you want? (If not, anything I pick myself will be very well-known.)

Tell us the specifics - ALL the specifics, like significant other's name, children's names and ages, OR, if this is for a work buddy, how long the person has worked there, any stuff the person hates or loves to do, any big mistakes they made, something funny they did - anything! Same idea goes for a social pal - tell us what the person likes to wear or eat, their habits or mannerisms, their family members names and ages, their favorite sports or hobbies...   The more stuff you tell us, the better the job we can do!  RAMBLE ON!

Do you want the tone to be funny serious both

What is the group's relationship to this person?

 (our co-worker, our boss, our fellow club member, our mother and grandmother, etc.)

How soon do you need to have this?  ASAP is NOT ALLOWED!!!  DATE NEEDED